I 👁 sprinked nesquick all 💯 over 😳🙊💦 my older 👨 brothers 👨🏾 bed 🛏🛌 room 💯 and have caused 😂 an ant 🅱 infestation 🐀🦗 because he's 👥 a really 💯 loud 🗣🔊 gamer 🎮 and won't 🚫 let 🙆 me sleep 😴😫😩 at night 🌚.

My older 👴 brother 👬 is 30 💯. He 👨 has no 😣 job 😕 (hasn't worked 🏢 since 💦 highschool 🏫), doesn't go 🏃 to school 🏫, and lives 👤 with my parents 👫 still 🙄. All 💯 he 👨 does is make 🖕 messes 😏, and game 🎮 all 💯🌟 night 🌙. He 👨 games 🎮 to the point 🈯 that I 👥 can hear ✋👂 him 🍆👨 yelling 🗣 and screaming 😱 all 💯 night 🌚 long 🕚, and its been a battle ⚔ because I 👥 can not sleep 🚫😴 with the amount 📉🔢 of noise 🔊 he 👨 has put 😏 out. Oh 😳, also 👨, I'm 👌 17 🥖🥛➖ and a female 👧 and will be moving 📦 out to my own apartment 🏚 next ⏭ Saturday 📅 for uni 🎧📓.

Anyway 🔛, it started 🆕 like 😄 any other night 🌚 last 😍 night 🌑🌙. Around 🔃 12am he 👥 started 💢 to game 🎱, turned 😍 his 💦 volume 🎥🎃🙆🏿 on 🔛 his 💦 speakers 🗣❗ all 💯 the way ↕ up ☝, and was yelling 🗣 and screaming 😱 into whatever 🙌 he 👨🏾 was playing 🎮 and when 🍑 I 👁 asked ❓ him 👴 to turn ↪ it down ⬇, it escalated and it turned ↩ into a telling 🗣 match 👉 between us 👨. Needless ✊🏻🤜🏻 to say 💬, he 👥 got 🉐 angry 😡 and destroyed 🧨💣💥 my bedroom 🛌 door 🔑 (punching 👊 it). I 👁 was at my breaking 🇲🇩 point 🈯. My parents 👪 don't 🚫 care 💅, I 👁 haven't slept 😴 properly 👌 for about a month 📆, and so I 👁 devised my plan 📑 of vengeance ⚠👺.

My brother 👨🏾 went 💨 out early 🕐 today 📅 with my aunt 🙋 and left 💇🏿🍒👈 his 💦 door 🔑 unlocked 🔓. So, sure 👍, I 👁 could have messed 🙅 his 🍬💦 his 💦 computer 💻 and speakers 🗣, but 🍑 I 👁 decided 👯 to do something 😅 more.. interesting 🤔. See 👀. His 💦 room 💯 is dusty 🏜 (not really 💯🔊 messy 🙅‍♂️, just dusty 💨) and so, I 👥 sprinkled Nesquick powder 🌶🔥, (like 😄, the sweet 🍭 chocolate 🍫 powder 🌶🔥) all 💯 over 🔁 the dark 🌚 dusty ⚱ crevices 🤗😉😏 of his 💦 room 🤨💯⁉, and under 😀 his 💦 sheets 🛏❓, his 👋🏻 shoes 👠, and just pretty 👸 much 😩😂🙀 anywhere 🌎 that won't 🚫 bring 🚶 up ⬆ too much 🔥 suspicion 🤔.

Well 😦, the summer 🌞 ant 🐜 infestation 🐀🦗 that seems 👀 to come 💦 every 💯 year 📅, has moved 📦 troops 💂 from the usually 😌 battle ⚔🔫💣 grounds 😫 of the kitchen 🍴🥄 and bathroom 🚽, into his 👋🏻 room 🏠. When 🍑 my brother 👨🏾 got 🍸 home 🏠, he 👨 absolutely 😤 freaked 😵 out. There where ants 🅱 everywhere 🌍🌎🌏 from what I 👁 heard 🗣👂 in his 💦 tantrum. Ants 🐜 in his 👋 bed 🛌, ants 🐜 in his 💦 keyboard 🎹, ants 🐜 in the computer 💻. The ants 🐜 where even 💁🌃 having a frenzy in his 💦‼👦 closet 😐 from what I 👁 heard 👂💌.

To futher complicate ☠😱 this ordeal 💦, I 👥 hid 🛑 the ant 🐜😫😳 killer 🚬, and since 👨 he ✊👥 can't 🚫 drive 🚗, there was no 🚫👎 way ↕ to really 💯 clear 🔎 out the ants 🐜, and my parents 👫 don't 🚫 get 🉐 home 🏡 until later 🕑 tonight 🌑. So right ✔ now he's 👨 having a man 👨 baby 🍼 tantrum because he 👨 can't 🚫 play 🎽 his 👋 game 🎮, whilst 🎩 I 👁 enjoy 💯 my ant 🐜 free 🆓 environment 🌍 in my bedroom 🛏🤫.

Tl;dr 👇🏾📘: 30 📅 year 🗓 old 👴 brother 👫👬 is a loud 🔊 gaming 🎮 jerk 🍆✊👊, so I 👁 sprinked a coat 🍞 of nesquick in his 💦 room 🏠 while he 👥 was gone 💨 to bring 🚶 forth 🔛 the ant 🐜 invasion 👾 to his 👋🏽 living 🙅 crevice 😻.